Living Room Maestro Mugs

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Jack of all trades

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Non-Drip ?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Charles Addams.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Onion Tears

Computer Music

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Children playing in the street

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Edgar Allan Poe

Organized chaos.

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Where are the kids?'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Nest building

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

Other men just sing in the bath

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'