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Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Jack of all trades

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Non-Drip ?

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Charles Addams.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Onion Tears

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Decorating with Children

Computer Music

Children playing in the street

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Edgar Allan Poe

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'Where are the kids?'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Nest building

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

Gordon Ramsay