Do-it-yourself Maestro T-Shirts

Non-Drip ?

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Bassoons.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Creative entrepreneur at work

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Streaming"

Big boys' toys-r-us

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Children playing in the street

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Computer Music

Decorating with Children

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Business Vacation.

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."