Sleep Schedule Enthusiast T-Shirts

'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Time Clock

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"What's with your hair?"

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"You were snoring."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.