Sleep Schedule Enthusiast Mugs

'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Time Clock

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'