Sleep Problem Solver T-Shirts

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Woman gives snoring man a dummy/pacifier.

"Relax. Once the blood rushes to your head you'll fall right asleep."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'