Midnight Problem Solver T-Shirts

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

Barks in code.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Innovative

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."