Midnight Problem Solver T-Shirts

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'What's wrong now?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Tossing computer into canyon.