Sleep Ninja Pillows

Insomnia

Babies vs. Dogs

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Sheep Ledger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

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Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."