Sleep Management Gifts

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

Dad cries as baby's crying keeps him from sleeping at night.

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Sheep Ledger

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Noisy energy?

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'