Sleep-loving Dads T-Shirts

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Dad, can you read?"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

At the modern antenatal class.

Add your kids' ages together...

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Cot.

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Five more minutes."

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

Maternity. Which one is yours?

We ARE playing catch.

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

'Goodness, dear, are you planning to sleep late?'

It says here that yu sleep less as you get older. I think Ernie has found fountain of eternal youth.

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

The Early and the Late Bird

"How did you sleep?"

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."