Sleep-loving Dads Mugs

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Dad, can you read?"

Add your kids' ages together...

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

At the modern antenatal class.

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Cot.

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"Five more minutes."

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

The Early and the Late Bird

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

'Goodness, dear, are you planning to sleep late?'

"How did you sleep?"

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."