Sleep Guru T-Shirts

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"See? No one's in the closet. It was just a dream. Your boss isn't out to get you."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Dogs can dream too.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"