Sleep Disorder Supporters T-Shirts

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

Grants & Recipients

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Hibernation Clock.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

The Slumber Party.

'I can't get out of bed. I don't know if it's the depression or my brand new hand-crafted mattress from Slumber Village.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"Oh no the central heating system is about to explode...it's your stomach again, isn't it?"

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'