Slapstick Lawn Lover Gifts

Crazy paving company.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."