Slapstick Lawn Lover Gifts

Crazy paving company.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'