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Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Ready...."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Case dismissed."