Skyward Points Collector Gifts

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Online Shopping.

Ornithologist

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Graduation Day 2020

"Byeee... see you soon!"

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

Flying Doctor.

'What the hell's going on down there!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'About these points that you keep putting on my licence. Can I redeem them for consumer goods?'

The Post Office's new cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

Starting Service . . . Ending Service

Musician filling a hot air balloon.

In case you were wondering how the latest airline merger will affect the average traveler...

'Would you circle the airport again, please?'

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'

'Geoffrey got a triple word score! . . .no, we weren't playing scrabble, I give him points if he strings three words together.'