Skyseeker Gifts

'I hope the tide is 'in'!'

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ancient Racing

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ghost School.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Bob's Driving School.

"We're here to experience pleasure."