Skyseeker Mugs

'I hope the tide is 'in'!'

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bad fake tan day.

Ancient Racing

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ghost School.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Echo Tourism'

Happy Hour

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Bob's Driving School.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.