Skyline Surveyor T-Shirts

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

When Engineers Crack.

A man looks up at the earth

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

The Gilmore Girls

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Surveys and economic interests

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

twist building

Entering New York City - Check it out

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Right Here

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'