Skyline Surveyor Pillows

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

When Engineers Crack.

A man looks up at the earth

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Entering New York City - Check it out

The Gilmore Girls

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

twist building

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Surveys and economic interests

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Right Here

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."