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"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Painting clouds

I love the Shard

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Pollock Painting Company

Crap others threw out

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

twist building

Real Estate Depression

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Arctic Snails.

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

'From up here they look like us.'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'We'd like to see it in turquoise.'

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"If you can make it here you can make it anywhere."

"Condomania"