Skybound Spirit Pillows

Skydive

Skiing.

"Home depot."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Parachuting bishop.

An amplified harp

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Skiers

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

Carols

No Guts. No Gory

Vampire

Well, I'm not leaving.

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

"… and when the captain said, 'everyone turn off their cell phones', what did you do?"

"Honk if you know Jesus."

'What do you call a pair of ghostly glasses?...Spectre-calls!'

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

'Trick or treater' wears mask which is identical to man's face.

Finnish skier

North South.

Will scare for candy.

Yodel

My post got six "yikes".

"It hasn't been easy – I was an adrenaline junkie."

"I despise my life, but I'm in love with my life style."