Sky-bound Storyteller Pillows

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Kirsten Johnson

Snowman of the Apes

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

How I met your mother

My Spam Sketchbook

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

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