Sky-high Sluggers Pillows

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

High-gravity baseball

Cow Blue Arrows

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Business-Class.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Baseball Dreams

"Good dog!"

"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

Window in the Outfield.

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

The Babe points to where his investment portfolio is going!

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

'That's business class.'

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

Man hangs on to the wing of a plane.

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Dog walk

Oh, great...My cat snuck into the bag!'

Monks Playing Cricket.

'There's a stroke of luck! That's our luggage!'