Sky Cruiser Gifts

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

Occu-Pie Mars

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The World Wide Web.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Jetplane flying through clouds.

Winter Roadwork...

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

Meh, I've been on higher.

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Bird comes in for a crash landing.

Airlines With Attitude

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I love making a glide in..."

"Is there a pilot in the house?"

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."