Skin Spot Humorist T-Shirts

"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

La Tour 2007.

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

" ... because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."

Lady Macbeth in the morning

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

"Height and position? I'm six foot tall and in the pilot's seat."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Nude pedestrians.

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'On your mark...'

No parking between signs.....

Boys watch a bill sticker

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

Pot hole.

"The light is green..."

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

Emergency Sails.

Fly at the Optometrist

'It appears you have dry scalp.'