Skin Spot Humorist T-Shirts

"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

La Tour 2007.

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Lady Macbeth in the morning

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"Height and position? I'm six foot tall and in the pilot's seat."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Emergency Sails.

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

"The light is green..."

Fly at the Optometrist

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

Pot hole.

Boys watch a bill sticker

'On your mark...'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

No parking between signs.....

Nude pedestrians.

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering."