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Ski Instructor

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

'Bad news from your ski instructor. You've been demoted to the beginners' class.'

Ski lift mobile

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

First aid in mountains

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'You're new here, aren't you.'

"I choose to remember Aspen as it was."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

The ski jumper...

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Mountain rescue dog with flavoured water as opposed to brandy in barrel.

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Winter Roadwork...

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Clown Skis.

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

Skiers

Experts only.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'What, no keg of brandy anymore? Just a wine list by the glass?'

'It's early days, but it looks as if downhill sofa jumping is fast becoming an Olympic discipline!'

'Emergency department: 200m'

The Doping Games?

'Decision time-am I going to eat you or are you going to eat me?.'

"Now let's try fastening the other boot."

Skier about ski over the finish line and cliff edge.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Rescue dog supplies a self-help book.

There was something fishy about this jump,

Tuba on Skis