Sketching Lover Gifts

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Cariactures

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

King George I

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Manhattan Woods

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Sofia Vergara

Bob Odenkirk

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Steadman - The Early Years.

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Antonio Banderas

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

The Queen Mother

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'