Sketch Comedy Devotee Pillows

Trump's firings

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Manhattan Woods

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Bad drawing."

"We might need that ball, boy!"

John Cleese

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

Rowan Atkinson,

Cricket ball deliveries

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."