Sketch Comedy Devotee Mugs

Trump's firings

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

John Cleese.

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Bunny Pranks

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Manhattan Woods

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Bob Odenkirk

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Bad drawing."

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

John Cleese

Marty Feldman

Rowan Atkinson

"We might need that ball, boy!"

Rowan Atkinson,

Cricket ball deliveries

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'