Sketch Artist Admirer Gifts

"Do you mind? I've always wanted mine done."

Cariactures

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Bad drawing."

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Lincoln Portrait