Skepticism Sleuth Gifts

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Experts through the ages.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Net Zero Superstitions

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

I don't trust that guy.

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'It looks fishy to me.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

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Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

Obvious problem.

'I'm superstitious, I never walk under a ladder, I touch wood...' '..And he never works on a week with a Tuesday in it!'

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

wikileaks

"Eeek! I just realized that your my 13th paranoid this month!"

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'