Skepticism Sleuth Pillows

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Experts through the ages.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Net Zero Superstitions

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

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Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'I'm superstitious, I never walk under a ladder, I touch wood...' '..And he never works on a week with a Tuesday in it!'

Obvious problem.

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

The Source of all water

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"Eeek! I just realized that your my 13th paranoid this month!"