Sociology Sleuth Pillows

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

Joan Hickson

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

Mysteries.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Conflicting Reports

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

I don't trust that guy.

Reporter #2: plant.

Reporter at a crime scene.

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'It looks fishy to me.'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

Detective Honky

Valley of Big Data

'. . . and 14% said they didn't own a TV set, although I could hear it in the background!'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

Boris adjusting the daily stats