Conspiracy Theory Sleuth Gifts

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'You've been killing files again.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."