Skepticism Buff Gifts

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Bermuda Triangles

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'