Skeletal Orchestra Admirer T-Shirts

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Romantic Violinist.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

I love my Timpani

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Cello Concert

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

The dream works when the team works!

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Happy Violinist

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Occupational Hazards.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

Skeleton Builder.

Cello Composer

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Captain

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'