Skeletal Orchestra Admirer Gifts

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Romantic Violinist.

I love my Timpani

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Cello Concert

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

The dream works when the team works!

Happy Violinist

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Occupational Hazards.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Suzanne Lenglen

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Cello Composer

Absent minded Cellist.

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Spring Cleaning

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Captain