Skater Friend Pillows

Scooter Romance

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Bunny Hill

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Innovate or die.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Thin Ice

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Skater dude.

Double bass skating

"'I'm checking my answers."

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Penguins - one is skating.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"Skaters gonna skate."

Skating.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Swing by won't you?

"His coach's dog!"

Skateboards

Roller Girl

Eskimo fishing in ice rink