Skater Friend Mugs

Scooter Romance

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

Bunny Hill

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Innovate or die.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Thin Ice

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Double bass skating

Skater dude.

"'I'm checking my answers."

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating along

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Penguins - one is skating.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Skating.

"Skaters gonna skate."

Roller Girl

Swing by won't you?

Skateboards

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

"His coach's dog!"

Report on Plagiarism - 'You've copied all this off the internet...'