Skateboarding Rebels Pillows

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

"Shred the plank."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Corporate Image

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Canadian Jesus

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

No Ball Games in the Park

No Parking in Firelane.

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

Model T-Rexs

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

Aquarium tank with flying fish. Fish are flying around room, tank has runway strip inside it.

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

Extreme Lawyering

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

Brother Ernest puts the "monk" in "monkeying around"!

"You entered in the luge event?"

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'