Scooter Rebels Pillows

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Claus 2.0

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Shred the plank."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

The Threat of AI

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

CREEPY AF AI

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

Scooting Death

"V.C.R's programmed"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Girls and Scooters.

'Next.'

Running in please pass

"The Vesparados"

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"Don't even think about it."

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Economical sheep transportation.

Robot Truck.

'Did you get a company car in your reward package dear?'

The headless moped driver

New Scoots for Old Coots!