Skateboard Artisan Gifts

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Lovely dovetail."

Internet Cafe.

Skateboard

'Another nice wave.'

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Corporate Image

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Skateboard Olympics.

"You're pathetic."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Let's do it.'

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Come on, boy!"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Canadian Jesus

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Skating.

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

"My parents told me it was boarding school."