Skateboard Artisan Gifts

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Lovely dovetail."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Internet Cafe.

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Another nice wave.'

Skate Bored

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

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Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Let's do it.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard English

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Come on, boy!"

"Excuse me....water!!"

Skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Canadian Jesus

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'