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"That moment when you suddenly forget why you’ve walked into a room."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Likes: $2.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'