Sisyphean Task Lover Pillows

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Laptop Dancing.

A man washing a mascot costume

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Bucket List

International House of Paperwork

State of Work...State of Marriage

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"I'm binge working tonight."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Commuter on the Orient Express

'He just had a near-work experience.'

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."