Office Task Enthusiast Pillows

"You will awaken and do some light filing, answer the phone, that sort of thing."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

Office Competitions

"Oops! Wrong plug."