Sisyphean Task Lover Mugs

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

A man washing a mascot costume

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

International House of Paperwork

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Bucket List

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

State of Work...State of Marriage

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"I'm binge working tonight."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Commuter on the Orient Express

'He just had a near-work experience.'

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

A couple go to sleep in an office cubicle