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Twins

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Movember

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Lifesaver!

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

Flag bearers

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Darfur is ignored by politicians.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"What are we doing wrong?"