Sisterhood Celebrations T-Shirts

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"Women Supporting Women!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Dating is so expensive...

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

If you want to see love be love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Regular service or affected?"

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Bon Voyage

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

Caddy's flowers

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

Twins

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.