Sisterhood Celebrations Pillows

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"Women Supporting Women!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Dating is so expensive...

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

If you want to see love be love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

Bon Voyage

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

Caddy's flowers

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."